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Neil

A pejorative name associated with uptight, middle-class, do-gooder types of white men.

A group of Neils is known as a “ruckus of Neils”.

A Neil gets the wrong end of the stick, believing to be the victim of any given situation due to an overly inflated sense of entitlement. Neils cannot be reasoned with, and often expose themselves to widespread ridicule due to outlandish behaviour, usually leading to the explosion of a trivial issue into something unnecessarily large.
Neil whined about Joe Rogan's podcast, while not ever having viewed said podcast.
by iidentifyasadictionary February 13, 2022
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Neil

A person who is close minded, shows no manners and is quick to anger. Known for being smart.
You can tell he is a Neil.
by Olive_Tree123 October 8, 2016
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Neil

A 13 year old who's face is tilted like Tilted Towers
That guy's face looks like Neil
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Neil

Name of VW Beetles, aka punch buggies at SUNY Potsdam. Every different color gets a different adjective at the begging.

Yellow bug= Sun Flower Neil
Green bug=Mint Chocolate Chip Neil
Black bug=Darth Vader Neil
White bug=Stormtrooper Neil. etc.
Girl one- "Wohh, look at that Darth Vader Neil coming up, has a moon roof and everything!"

Girl two- "I always wanted a Neil, in any color."
by colemacl193 October 1, 2011
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Neil

A person that is just average in basketball, average in drawing, and doesn't talk to girls AT ALL
Hi I'm Neil, I want to make frandship.
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The Neil

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers
I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place
by Honcho69 December 9, 2020
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Neiling

Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".
Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!
by R. Webster February 13, 2008
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