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Nagotiate

Negotiation by attrition.
i.e. When a friend, girlfriend, wife, etc nags until she gets what she wants.
(or boyfriend, husband, etc.)
"I wanted to stay home last night, but my wife nagotiated her way into going out to dinner."
by b34r March 14, 2010
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negotiation

Person 1:Let’s make an negotiation
Person 2: alright
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Negotiator

Slang; used to joke at the Extremely offensive, derogatory word "nigger"
Yokel: Wassup my negotiator!!! when play Roblox and take crack? Nigerian prince: What the hell did you just call me yeh id10t smooth brain wench?
by BLACKERdanSpaceBOI March 28, 2022
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Negotiating

No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!
Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2025
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Negotiating

Negotiating - aka. "vigorously deep throating Putin while wearing a dog collar"
"Just completed my two hour call negotiating with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well."
by Vladimir Futon July 24, 2025
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Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.
yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times
by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009
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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Neret March 22, 2011
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