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Tijuana Necktie

When you give a stripper a dollar while they are dancing on stage and they reach down and grab your crotch as a way of saying "Thanks, I'll stop by later and see if we can go to the backroom."
I just got Tijuana Necktied by that stripper, she is going to be coming back over here when she is done dancing, let me borrow some money.
by eyeHEARTtj April 6, 2008
mugGet the Tijuana Necktiemug.

columbus necktie

enter your partner from behind while wearing a condom. Immediately after you blow your load into the condom, you pull out, whip off the condom and tie it around your partners neck.
Bob blew his load and left Jill wearing a columbus necktie like a cum filled balloon animal
by darwins revenge January 30, 2009
mugGet the columbus necktiemug.

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.
"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."
by elw31 March 31, 2008
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Portuguese Necktie

Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.
Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.
by Dicks Von Cheese May 20, 2012
mugGet the Portuguese Necktiemug.

Waterford Necktie

Similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie where one deposits a long turd during dismounting towards females feet.
After I finished with the Cincinnati Bowtie I left a six inch Waterford Necktie between her tits!!!
by Hank the Hank Hanky August 20, 2009
mugGet the Waterford Necktiemug.

Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Necktiemug.

Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.
For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.
by frecklef'er April 20, 2010
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