hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

natatrophobia

A disease when you have intercoarse with a wild animal for ex ( walrus , giraffe , polar bear , eagle ) It tends to make you very gassy,shoot out fluids from your arm-pits.
History - Back in the 1400's when girls along the nizworashzikinawoi river in europe, at the time there weren't many men so the women would have to have sex with a animal for pleasure. Queen Magkizkiak crowned her animal husband " Sir Penguin the 1st ". After that another girl named Natalatecatalumpooy came along and stole the queens husband. So she was infested and that is how the disease started.

Person 1: OMGOMGOMG, I got natatrophobia last night.

Person 2: Can I lick your eyebrow?

Person 3: Cute.

by Thepoolickers June 22, 2010

Natastrophy

When a Natural Light is spilled at a bitching party

Dude Nate you spilled the Natty, What a Natastrophy. Dammit Nate

by bobcatspecial29 June 23, 2009

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

naptastrophe

an unplanned nap which results in an undesirable sleep schedule

After that naptastrophe, I couldn't get to sleep until 4am and staying at work the next day was near impossible.

by somniac August 31, 2013

matastrophe

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.

The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

by EngineerNotPhysicist October 28, 2017