nutella

Possibly the grossest thing to ever materialize upon the face of the earth. Nutella emerged in 1963, thereon cursing the world with it's disgusting taste, smell and texture.

Nutella looks like shit.

by beccabooboo April 20, 2009

Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.

I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.

by Happy Christian June 17, 2018

nutella

Slang for wanting to have fun ;)

e.g

TOM: "do you wanna to come back to mine for some nutella"
JADE: "yeah!!!!"

by Joegggg May 13, 2009

nutella

a black or dark (not necesarily african-american) person who has a threesome with two other white people... the white people are the bread.
see wonder bread

C. made a nutella sandwich with S. and F. on Saturday night!

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

nutella

Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable

"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."

by nutellabooty November 23, 2014

Nutella

The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.

"Hey did you try the Hershey's spread" "yeah but NUTELLA is way way way way way better"

by Under water unicorn March 17, 2015

Nutella

a chocolate hazelnut spread that is so good it'll make you wanna eat it out of the jar

Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?

Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?

Jake- I-

Mom- *throws nutella at him*

by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020