Numpty 

Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"

Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......

Yeah that means....... errr me!

Numpty by Stu Pid February 9, 2004

numpty 

A Lincolnshire inbred local yokel

Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!

numpty by Richard February 6, 2003

numpty 

Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.

Phil, you are a numpty.

numpty by Denumptificator July 18, 2003

numpty 

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

numpty by apache January 6, 2004

Numpty 

A term of endearment by Rab C Nesbitt before he nuts you!

Cum 'ere ya numpty before I put the heid on ye

Numpty by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

numpty 

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

numpty by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003

numpty 

a person who is silly /bit is a idiot

ginga ya numpty!!!!!!!

numpty by leane December 28, 2005