NOOP

NOOP (Pronounced No Opp)

could be used to describe a person that has no contributions to society or the company.

Jose is a NOOP.

My groups has quiet a few NOOPs in it.

by JuanPablo#1 May 6, 2009

noop

slang word for the huge stash of porn every man has on his computer

dude, you got 300 vids of pron! lend me one bitch

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

noop

Derived from nails and poop. The black stuff that gathers under your nails.

My noop tasted disgusting this morning.

by Moosey Jones December 2, 2007

Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 14, 2010

Noop

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

Noop

The act of pooping with no clothes on, I.E nude pooping. Usually before a shower.

I'll be ready in an hour, gotta drop a noop real quick.

by Dr. Chocolatey January 7, 2014

Noop

When you take a nap while you poop.

"I took a noop this morning and woke up with a splash-back" - Rohitesh/Neej R.

by Nashr December 5, 2017