newb

another way for saying stupid.

continuing from n00b, this has evolved to, once again, spacked up maths conversations.

many embroidered versions of this.

Lily: haha! look at those floaty things!
Alice: lets call 'em newb!
Lily: ?
Alice: !
Teasel: God you two are such retards

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

Newb Yorker

Someone who is new to New York.

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.

by adampash February 21, 2013

stfu newb

"STFU" and "Newb" combined.

"STFU" is an ancronym which stands for "Shut The Fuck Up".

"Newb" is short for newbie, or someone new at something.

In short, it means "Shut the fuck up newbie".

"STFU Newb" is usually used when a person is frustrated with a person (sometimes a newb, as in Counter-Strike, etc.)

1337sniper: OMG I PWNED YUO OMGOMG I GET TEH AWP!
DiabloFeesh: STFU NEWB!

by TMaxx06 February 21, 2003

Newb Order

of or relating to a player of the online game Conqueronline, in a guild called NewOrder, on the server Sunshine. Generaly a deragatory term. these members usually use aimbot and/or speedhack, and are Macedonian Faggots.

That fucking Newb Order is pissing me off; Lets go KOS him!

by MrBean November 29, 2006

Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.

~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.

by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009

The Token Newb

The weakest link of a large group of people.

The Token Newb hampers the productivty of the group.

by Austin-T December 12, 2004

Shh Newb

When you're playing a game and the newb pisses you off, so you're just like SHH NEWB to piss him/her off more than they piss you off...and to in general get them to STFU and take their loss!

Immortal.7up, Immortal.Freak, and Michelle were all bitching after I told them that I made up this phrase, so I said "SHH NEWB(s)" so he would get the picture

by Matthhhhh September 3, 2006