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Nathan

Nathan is a really really really ridiculously good looking man. Think like piercing aquamarine eyes and a chiseled jaw complete with chin dimple. Nathans are not great at understanding that the “i before e except after c” rule has exceptions but they’re really great at correcting mistakes in comma and punctuation usage.
Nathan will turn you on til you’re about to explode - it’s a combination of physical prowess and mind stimulation. But then he will tell you they’re not allowed to touch you for another three months, but it’s okay, because it turns out Nathan’s intellect and ability to make you laugh is every bit as good as the anticipated physical contact will be. It won’t be long until you’re smiling at your phone every time his name pops up and spending time daydreaming about his perfect lips.
Ermahgerd, Nathan makes me so moist.

Who made that napkin all crunchy? Oh, it was Nathan.

Nathan is the national spokesman for Spotify!
by Moistnapkin21 November 10, 2018
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Nathan

He's loving.he's sexually ATTRATIVE!He's the best kind of boyfriend!
Sara:Look at Nathan
Brooke:OMG he's so hot
Becca:I wish I had him
by Bae💦🌺 November 25, 2016
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Nathan

Usually a guy who loves eating corners of a table.
Nathan stay away from my table!
by Poo22479 January 22, 2020
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Nathan

the SWEETEST guy you can ever meet, fun, loving, loved, talkative, and athletic.
there aren't even words to describe how perfect he is.
YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH NATHAN? LUCKY YOU!
by himynameisbob1234567890 January 9, 2011
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Nathan

A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...
Girl 1: Who is that guy?
Girl 2: Oh him he is a Nathan.
A nice guy.A legend on
The guitar!
Girl 1: He is such a dream!
by lil.pixie.kisses October 17, 2008
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Nathan

I am totally not holding Nathan hostage
by pogman23 November 3, 2020
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Nathan

A short lil cutie that can be kinda moody and a bitch sometimes. What he lacks in personality he makes up for in his HUMUNGOUS JUICY ass. His cake could single handedly solve world hunger. But, he will kick you if you mention anything about his juicy booty. He is that homie that all the homies would rail and finish in. He's definitely got a subatomic cock, but all the schmeat went straight to the bunda. The sheer girth and juiciness alone is enough to give you a no-hand partial.
I'm not gay but if Nathan needs his organs rearranged I'd be more than happy to help out
by Certified_Swxsh May 23, 2022
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