Mysterious AFK

A prolonged and unexplained silence in a coversation, esp via instant messaging, following a question in which the user wants to DODGE.

James: Hey do you want to volunteer with us? You have to start at 8am.
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer

by Very Angry Person May 26, 2010

Magical Mystery Tour

The Magical Mystery Tour(MMT) is a movie, albumn, and a actual tour. All from the Beatles. the albumn has classic songs like 'Hello Goodbye', 'Strawberry Fields Forever', 'I Am The Walrus', and 'All You Need Is Love'.

I got a Magical Mystery Tour t-shirt!

by -Sam- April 6, 2008

mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.

Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.

by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

messticle

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

Mysteriosity

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.

"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"

by Evil doctor optimisto January 26, 2013

mysterial

A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.

Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.

by qfm August 19, 2017