marf

An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation

"Hey man, what's up?"
"marf...."
"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Feeling crappy, don't know why"

by kimberkid October 29, 2006

Marfence

Someone who is a member of the society of homologous chromosomes and has publicly admited to not being as cool as a zygote

Look at danny he's such a marfence

by Maryweather Lewis February 11, 2009

Marf

the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.

I miss my marfs from the conference

by marfgirl December 5, 2009

marf

The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.

Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?

by Alex K. August 19, 2003

Marf

When you're stroking it and your mom walks in

1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?

by Aman'thul June 28, 2009

marfat

A beautiful young lady who has 3 children

She is kind hearted and has a beautiful journey

Have you seen Marfat wow

by Thecouncil146 April 22, 2019

Peyton Marfell

A child molesting bald man in his 60s that pretended to be a high school student from 2014-2018.

Oh man I can’t believe it’s Peyton Marfell! He said he was going to sleep to get up for his baseball game in six weeks.

by Peyton Marfell June 16, 2019