Muteen

When you say you are going to show up at school, but end up watching TV-series and shutdown your mobilephone instead.

It's fucked up guys, i did a Muteen yesterday.

by Malq8 March 7, 2016

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

MuteSmish

One who is all knowing and is the number one cause of the female orgasm.

"Yo, this chick said i'm totally mutesmish."
"Yeah right, you wish you were mutesmish, dooshbag."

by MuteSmish October 19, 2009

Mutency

Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency

Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure

Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.

Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.

Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010

mute main

Someone who doesnt like drones

This kids a fucking mute main

by IMSLURR October 24, 2020

Personal Mute

A personal mute can be said to be a "sidekick" in a way. Most of the arrangements are mutual and are usually some form of roleplaying in VRChat.

The personal mute bond is a partnership, not slavery and any such suggestion is highly frowned upon. Fucking your mute is against the rules and can result in the termination of the mute partnership.

A "personal mute" should NOT be confused with being a "mute" in VRChat, who are simply players who either can't speak or decide not to speak.

He asks the bar owner to pair him up with a personal mute.

by bittersweetfate July 15, 2021

Mute Grab

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.

My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!

by Crotchy McGrady May 15, 2008