Muslim

Prevalent post 9/11 mindset towards an individual.A Persons beliefs/customs are often related with violent extremist acts just like christian terrorists such as Timothy McVeigh or the northem Ireland groups in previous years.
-Misconception:ALL terrorists are muslims, Timothy McVeigh was Christian,white american nextdoor boy,former US soldier.he is often call criminal instead of terrorist. Had he had less pale skin or foreing parents he would be called muslim terrorist.

Previous paranoias of the americana :comunism, totalitarism, fashism, sexysm.Post 9/11 terrorism, extremism.

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"Hey Rijhad whats up? Havent seen u in a while, planing a muslim move on freedom tower?"

Rijhad: "Nah, cant board a plane no more, my hemorrhoids prevent TSA from performing any enhanced inspection techniques!"

by RomacIn December 9, 2012

Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants

Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants

by Sucka deez Chinese nuts June 10, 2018

Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant

pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!

by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006

Flying While Muslim

A term that the subversives at CAIR coined after September 11, 2001 in a attempt to intimidate TSA screeners and other airline employees from doing their job correctly and identifying potential threats to safety and security.

After the five imams were booted off the aircraft, they complained it was another case of flying while muslim.

by Piranha December 6, 2006

mufliha

Mufliha's are usually cold on the outside but they're actually super soft on the inside. As long as you don't piss them off because then they will actually assassinate you. They're hella attractive but they always deny it, it takes a lot to win them over.

don't make her go all mufliha on you

by sugakookie25 May 17, 2018

muslim

Human.

Muslim people are human
Terrorism is no religion.

by lkjhfdsalkjhfdsalkjhfdsa June 15, 2017

sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 22, 2019