Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

dust musket

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.

Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.

by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Home Defense Musket

A copypasta talking about the use of american revolution weaponry as home defense weaponry

Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021