musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out

sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit

by the diddler ? May 7, 2008

wank muse

object of desire during masturbation

Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.

by TheDirtyDozen December 1, 2010

muselim

a devout fan of muse.

"Muselims unite!"
-youtube blogger

by rovert reklaw February 7, 2007

Museum legs

The aching legs one develops after a prolonged period of slow walking interspersed with standing still, especially when going round a museum or some other attraction where visitors are forced to be constantly on their feet.

Isn't there somewhere to sit in this place? After three hours of shuffling past Old Masters my museum legs are killing me!

by Erik_K January 27, 2009

Muse

1) a creative inspiration

2) A inhumanly awesome band that manages to fuse rock and classical and still make it the best thing ever thus reducing me to tears.

They take everything good in the world, times it by 10, add some mushrooms, and make it amazing. You may burst into tears upon listening to Butterflies and Hurricanes, faint to Our Time is Running out, and possibly die if you are fortunate enough to see them live.

You will no longer need food, water, drugs, sex or whatever else you think you need now as long as you have Muse

Person With Ears 1: Wha...what's playing now? *cries*
Person With Ears 2: it...its Muse

*person one and two die with euphoria*

by ihaveears May 19, 2009

Musex

The act of exchanging songs and/or bands with friends. Usually happens over IM with Youtube links. Often leads to an eargasm

-Hey, check this song out! It makes me wanna have musex with you.

-What are you doing? -Musex.

by Linebacker36 February 3, 2010

musty custy

A dirty ass mother fucker bitch, that comes to a restaurant right before it closes.

Can you believe this musty custy just came in here?

by Bill Bundles March 29, 2015