muskrat

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!

by Big Eddie April 12, 2006

Jamie Muscato

my future husband

"Hey look! It's her future husband, Jamie Muscato."

by WFE ADFTBaxecdfh xadeB x February 26, 2022

Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

muscat syndrome

Having to do some homework , but wanting to do something else, but there isnt anything else... this is the syndrome common in people living in muscat for over 5 months.

Jan is knee deep in math homework, jan is bored of math homework.. jan looks out of the window... and then continues math homework because there is nothing else to do... he lives in muscat.. he therefore has .. muscat syndrome

by Jan Schreurs November 25, 2007

Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

by pigfucker November 23, 2003

Muscraseous

the act of seeing or observing somthing as exciting or outrageous as a live muscrat in its natural habitat.

"Did you see Jack preform?"
"Yeah, it was muscraseous!"

by TheMuscrat August 20, 2009

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016