Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

Morten

Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.

Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?

Morten 😍

No wonder he’s so perfect!!

by Morten’sgirl December 1, 2018

Doc Martens

A brand of footwear created in England and worn predominantly by those in the punk or skinhead cultures.

It is not spelled Doc Martins.

The official name is Dr. Martens.

I went to the show last night and bootstomped some jackass with my Doc Martens.

by theillien February 1, 2007

Murter

When a woman exercises her right to an abortion and salty incel boys with ugly dye jobs are upset about it

🤡: abortion is murter and also im homophobic
Everyone else: shut up white boy nobody asked

by bittleshoney July 22, 2019

martellenator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air.

OMG. you just did the martellenator on her. FTW

by OMGCODA December 31, 2010

martene

Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!

Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.

by Lightbeam March 3, 2017