by Rocinante January 6, 2020

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.
by hairy A August 24, 2016

by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022

A mentally deranged person acting as a mouth piece for Rupert Murdoch and sons using a strange compound of ignorance and ferocity, of deceit and weakness; without regard to that hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."
An Avatar of Murdoch is getting The American People ready for a poverty based round of mass incarcerations, based on a handful of outrageous crimes.
by Nick legit August 26, 2025

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

by D Flawless February 11, 2022
