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noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
muppet by ashley philp March 12, 2005
When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.
Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!

Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!

I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!
Muppet by Nnia CcarMmorck June 16, 2017
Another word for 'Retard'
Dale is a muppet
Muppet by Fearzzy May 30, 2018
someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
Muppet by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009
A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
Muppet by darkpassengerx October 19, 2008
lmao ooh im a muppet
muppet by destiny June 19, 2004