Muppetant

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.

You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.

by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012

Muppeting

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.

"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"

by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

muppet

Noun - See >Idiot Noun

"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998

by blueeyesm March 22, 2004

muppet

someone who acts like a right twat

you stupid muppet

by marie August 29, 2003

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

by Blackmac October 31, 2003

Muppets

A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.

Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.

by Dupa December 10, 2003

muppet

Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.

It's a muppet! It's here to corrupt our children!

by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013