noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.
Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!
A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?
Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!