mum

What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.
british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".

American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
by Nor_Cal_Jack October 24, 2005
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The best person on planet earth. She will always be there for you no matter what. Don’t ever mistreat her. She’s the only one you’ll ever have. She’s beautiful. She’s kind. She’s caring. She has a huge heart. She knows your fake friends before you do. She will try her hardest to make you happy and you should never forget that she always loves you no matter what.
We love you mums everywhere❤️❤️❤️
by Lol💋🍬 April 05, 2019
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Your best friend who will never leave your side no matter what.Who will give there 100% honest opinion on anything.she has to deal with you winning for something, or even sometimes dealing with your break ups

Mum an amazing person who you should never forget about
(12am at night)Mum can you pick me up
(Mum) sure on my way 😘
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She is the best person ever. They are so strong and being a mum is the hardest job to ever exist. They give up their lives to take care of their children. Thank you mums!
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The most loving and beautiful person alive. She loves her kids and won't want to let them go. She is sometimes very antsy so be careful. You should always have your mum close.
by Loveyourmum1235 July 06, 2017
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The lady that teaches you to use your first vibrator
But mum it hurts can I take it out of my bum now
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