mummert

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

mumumermumuh

when someones excited and the words come out like this

lil luke said 'i like cheese' but it came out like mumumermumuh

by lukeboi July 6, 2006

Mumber

When you blow of the daughter and you get her mothers number.

Rocky: Did you get her number, bro?

Tillman: No but her mom was so hot, i had to get that mumber.

by maple frog August 11, 2010

mommer

one who nails the mothers of other people

jas and trevor are the ultimate mommers, they've got about 60 of them

by jastrevchahalsails July 26, 2005

Bryan Mummert

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.

"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"

by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010

kaien memmer

A real hot nigga that be sucking your mom every night. Very satanic and is possible a neo nazi, you can tell if their a "Kaien Memmer" if they draw swasticas and love 666.

Remmember those white supremacists? Their such kaien memmers.

by PepperBoi69 October 5, 2017