murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

mulfer

a skank; especially one on drugs.

"That Trina bitch, she a mulfer dog."

by AjStyles February 6, 2007

malfedded

Poor treatment by certain package delivery companies.

"It's broken.. they malfedded me!"

by Dogtanian February 18, 2010

Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

by Pyromythical March 15, 2014

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014