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Mufflerectomy

The act of totally removing the muffler and resonator from a vehicle and replacing with straight pipes, thus reducing the restrictions on exhaust flow, and giving the car a deeper, nicer exhaust sound. Usually done when new performance mufflers either do not exist or are too expensive.
Dietrich: Dude, there aren't any sport exhaust systems for my Jetta TDi.

Stefan: Don't worry about that crap, just give it a mufflerectomy.
by VonShroom March 5, 2007
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Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...
You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"
by JCassady November 17, 2012
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chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams
Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.
by izer September 18, 2014
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mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity
Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)
by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008
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mufflebob

When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.
I heard the cries of a mufflebob in the hotel room next to me.
by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016
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Muffleplop

When you slip out the room to have a secret poo
One Muffleplop a day keeps the doctors away
by Muffleplopper December 26, 2022
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smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.
I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.
by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006
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