muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

muffleduff

someone who lives up to every stereotype that is connected to his ethnic background. his actions make people from his ethnicity resent him and their own ethnicity.

That Jewish guy keeps complaining he makes me resent Jews even though I am one... He is such a muffleduff!

by oohree January 20, 2009

muffdive

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

by pimp0r January 19, 2004

muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

moffed

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018