Cookie Munster

A powerful and ferocious being that serves it's one and only true master Texter. Cookie Munster's main diet consists of Foomerian Monkeys.

Cookie Munsters serve Texter.

by Texter July 13, 2004

Menster

What your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. Very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).

John: "Hey Joe, once a month I feel like I'm married to Bela Lugosi."

Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

Muensterbation

When you masturbate to or with cheese. It often leads to malevolent quantities of dick cheese in the uncircumcised.

My mom asked me if I ever whacked it to cheese. I told her I’ve never partaken in muensterbation

by Dike Van Dyke June 30, 2020

munster

a girl who hates everything.

Jesus dont be such a munster you (fugly slut)

by buglos May 26, 2018

Munster

A person who makes puns at VERY inappropriate times. Often at funerals or in the middle of arguments.

Adam: Sorry bro I'm at the funeral, my dad was killed in a car accident.

Munster: No worries bro, I'll roll with it.

Adam: Fuck you.

by MasterTreker February 19, 2022

Munsterman

Emotionally unavailable man who specializes in gaslighting, bread-crumbing, & ghosting. He is not just emotional unavailable for a relationship but also for plans on a Friday night. If you ever question his availability he will claim he is with his daughter aka black out drunk by himself.

I thought I liked this guy but he is really just a munsterman.

by International Woman of Mystery September 24, 2022

Munster

Munster is a province in Ireland there is six counties in Munster Cork,Kerry,Clare,limerick,Tipperary and Waterford

Munster is a truly beautiful place to be!

I live in Munster

by Some 1 from Ireland July 7, 2023