moobs

freakin ugly man boobs...excess fat in the chest area on males

marty has major moobs

by ...Cherry... April 8, 2003

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

by mwrulz June 2, 2009

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

moobs

A mans boobs. Mixed two words boobs and man.

guy: - can i touch your boobs?
girl: - if i can touch your moobs..

by Papag October 9, 2006

mOBSCENE

It isn't your scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's so fucking obscene, obscene, yeah.

You came to see the mOBSCENE
I know it isn't your scene
it's better than a sex scene
and it's so fucking obscene, obscene YEAH!

by The Waffler May 5, 2005

Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010

mobsplain

To explain something in mobster fashion.

Capo: If we're not careful, our next play could be our last.
Veronica: I don't need you to mobsplain what's best for my family!"

by confidencegame February 12, 2019