moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off

Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process

“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”

by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022

Cajun Mousetrap

A colloquial term in the deep south of the United States (Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida) for an alligators open mouth.

"You had better watch yourself walking through the swamps, you don't want to run into a Cajun mousetrap!"

by Homesick Iguanana January 5, 2023

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012