matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

Matted out

When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.

Looks like he matted out

by Deafy May 24, 2006

moted

Common misspelling of "moded". Used to make fun of someone after an embarassing situation.

Guy 1 (to Guy 2): "Man you suck!"
Guy 2: ::sob sob::
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): "Moted!"

by Forbo_El_Mysterio July 2, 2003

moated

Frustrated and pissed off over minute things. See also: butt sore

Dude, don't get all moated about it.

by The Cobra January 17, 2005

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

molted

someone who appears to be falling out of there skin or just plain ugly

that chick is molted as hell

by curtis bradley peterson January 4, 2008

mosted

the opposite of ghosted. when someone annoyingly over-texts someone they are romantically interested in

man, she totally mosted me, literally every hour she was asking how i was

by zaghaft May 15, 2018