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motivation

Hotties at the gym.
Exceptionally beautiful people at a gym or other place where people work out.
Heard at the gym: "Wow dude, there's a lot of motivation here today! I should have no problem busting out a gang of super sets."
"Hey, where's all the motivation today? A gym without a lot of motivation walking around is like working out with a weight set in your garage."
by sycohlc December 12, 2009
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moderation

The virtue that permits all vices.
Anything in moderation.
by SSemans July 29, 2011
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materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006
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motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.
I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!
by ichabod October 9, 2005
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Mothervation

When you haven't had your favorite energy drink (Green Mother) so lack the motivation to do anything.
Nah lads I'm not keen on a walk today I just don't have the mothervation.
by Killer_Ace_47 September 27, 2020
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Motivational Tweaker

The one who is always positive about life and encouraging others to do the same. They are always tweaked and just dont give a fuck about their everyday problems and are usually the most emotional ones when they come down.
Last night Lacey was being the Motivational Tweaker and telling everyone to just be happy and not care what people think
by L-Zoomy Twakstar August 4, 2012
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Motivational Hummer

To do something they do not want to do - their penis gets sucked and they are then motivated to do the unwanted task.
"Jeremy didn't want to get Svetlana a beer so she gave him a motivational hummer, to return the jester Jeremy got Svetlana a beer"
by SouthTownian February 2, 2014
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