MOSS

Mystic Order of Secret Shit

A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.

by Dnoz October 14, 2008

Moss

Describes ones hair.

Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's

by brsf032414 June 29, 2009

Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008

moss

To hang out, or chill with someone. Originated in the city of Buffalo NY.

Sue: Hey, what's up Jon, when we gonna moss?

Jon: Next Saturday sound good?

Sue: chea, that sounds good.

by whatupwifdattt September 25, 2010

Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

by DeChrisp February 7, 2020

moss

Bad sportsmanship like behavior.

See also moonpranceflaunt

I can't believe he Mossed me.
He should get a penalty for that Moss.

by Eric Pederson January 10, 2005

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009