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Bos mossel

Bos mossel is afrikaans slang and refers to the female vigina .
The word devided in to two parts. "Bos" is afrikaans for "bush" and "mossel" afrikaans for mussel thar is a sea creature with a shell.
That lady just just bent over and you could see her bos mossel.

That dude's face looks like a bosmossel
by African soulman October 1, 2008
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missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.
Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."
by Rozaaay February 21, 2014
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misseded

i misseded you
by iammewhoareu October 22, 2009
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messed up

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins
1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."
by Josue06 December 28, 2005
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Messed-Up Mardi

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!
"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"
by Sacrem September 9, 2009
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missed

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.
Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."
by Chopper Charlie November 19, 2010
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mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.
by jack boone February 4, 2009
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