Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Mormon Dormon

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.

I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.

by soldier's girl September 20, 2010

Mormonville

Any city in Utah

Bill:"Where do you live?"
Hailey:"In Mormonville"

by aeden#@! January 23, 2011

Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 19, 2011

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

A hell dream with your gay crush, and four assholes

Elder Price had a spooky mormon hell dream after he abandoned his mission partner.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

mormon porn

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.

dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.

by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010