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Marks and Spencer

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?
by errata July 10, 2007
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David Monks

person1:David Monks has major talent
person2: cha
by Pen;; July 28, 2006
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Mockscene

Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
by Patrick Poser March 29, 2009
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Mockscene

Mockscene or MökS33n is a group of people who go to shows and mosh but are not scene kids, they wear band shirts and mosh. Because of the "scene" of band shirts most have taken to writing the name of the band on a shirt themselves with a sharpie. They are often called Posers by Scene kids. They Mock the scene by making up MökS33n names that show how they don't care about being cool like Patrick Poser, Tina Tries2hard, Nick Notcool. Most MökS33Neers do not use thier myspace often, theydon't add people they don't know
Scene Kid"Hey check out that guy in the pit he is such a scene poser"

MockS33ner "No Way he doesn't care about being cool, he hates scene kids he's total Mockscene."
by patrick poser March 29, 2009
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merkshow

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels
that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow
by straight springs March 28, 2011
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Markstrom

A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.
by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013
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morisha

Morisha means goddess of love and wisdom.
She is the epitome of beauty and is blessed with alot of booty
Everyone wants to be be friends with Morisha
by mamii the saiint September 14, 2017
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