Moonpie

Getting a blowjob from the back

I was with Joey the other night and he gave the best moonpie of my life

by Hehateus99 June 4, 2023

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.

Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.

by Puddjuice February 7, 2017