mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.

A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Monokini

A bathing suit for women without a top, it's generally used for tanning purposes.

1. All the men were looking at Lucy-Sue when she was wearing her monokini

by fisherx12 March 31, 2009

mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008