Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.
I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!
by TarGlobe September 3, 2018
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Mooch

A medium height half white half malasian female with shoulder length straightish VERY dark brown thicc hair. She is not as thicc as her hair
Wow Soleia is such a mooch
by Toesonmy_foot July 2, 2019
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to be mooched

Somebody getting fired even though he/she was chanting "I will fire everybody"
Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL
by Azarvet August 1, 2017
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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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Mooch

/mo͞oCH/

Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.
Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"
by wide-body December 27, 2020
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mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 1, 2017
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mooch

someone who takes everything for free and makes you buy stuff and takes things from you
hey do you know jackie quinn?

yea hes a mooch!!!!!~
by BALL54k March 14, 2011
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