Mooch

/mo͞oCH/

Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.

Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"

by wide-body December 27, 2020

mooch

To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.

Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?

by mamalunardog March 11, 2017

to be mooched

Somebody getting fired even though he/she was chanting "I will fire everybody"

Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL

by Azarvet August 01, 2017

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 01, 2017

mooch

See bree gilbert. Also, one who wants to try every single thing you are eating or drinking.

I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.

by xxpaiig3x August 19, 2009

mooch

someone who takes everything for free and makes you buy stuff and takes things from you

hey do you know jackie quinn?

yea hes a mooch!!!!!~

by BALL54k February 27, 2011

mooch

to "hang out" with a group of friends

"lets go mooch"

by Russ September 14, 2003