Montereo

He’s the guy who will make you smile no matter what your feeling and makes your day go so smoother

Montereo puts a smile on my face every time I Seek his presence ❤️

by Queen.dripppy April 17, 2019

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.

"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."

by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021

montiere

An amazing black man with a go getter mentality. Only focused on the future, growth, and his legacy. Eye candy for many ladies but is very selective. Wholesome in relationships, yet fully single when he’s not committed.

I met this guy at a bar last night. He was so mysterious and interesting. I love his vibes and I know he’ll be good to me because his name is Montiere.

by The Lil Whisperer November 22, 2021

moneverse

A funny company located in NineBao, Hangzhou, ZheJiang, China. Usually does nothing real, but earns easy money from some dumbass companies such as L'Oreal, and Nike through licking. Amazing cashflow out of nowhere, and assumed to be laundried in its livestream department. Had its cafe which serves the world's shittiest coffee and snack at unaffordable price, and its boss is pround of it. And hell yes, the world's stinkiest toliets, thanks to L'Oreal women out there.(Whom like to wear furry slippers and earn unmatched salaries almost every single month and still believe that they deserve it.) Regarless of all these, the company still holds a bright future, simply becasue its GM loves to dream bigger!

Humphrey, can you get me some fine coffee machines and message tickets? I'm sure you dont want moneverse to fail, right? 🙃

Mom, I found a job in moneverse! —— Well, you can stop being my son.🙃

by SSSmon November 17, 2022

Monterey Park

Shitty city in California that’s 101% asian. Also there’s some dude who runs around in boxing gear.

I live in Monterey Park; Fuck my life!!!

by i.love.womenz January 28, 2025

International school of Monterey (ISM)

A charter school that people always think is private and everyone is rich but it is literally the most ratchet school which gets spray painted at least 3 times a year. They don’t have a gym and the feild is so bad that even the teachers have sprained there ankles on it. They also banned leggings because guys can control themselves because apparently they are staring at girls butts, although we are allowed to wear tight jeans.

Omg, this place is almost as sketchy as International School of Monterey (ISM).

by Chloe Hana December 11, 2017