Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

mowtivation

What's lacking in a majority of today's lazy-a** teenagers when asked to do a little yard-work.

Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

2am Motivation

The feeling you suddenly get to fix personal and world problems when you can't sleep at night. You're unlikely to do it but feel empowered nonetheless.

Guy: I couldn't sleep at night but I had an urge to clean my room.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.

by nightsleeper May 27, 2022

motivation

*according to kelly rowland & lil wayne, sexual\love. (:

MOTIVATION IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! :D

by Weezy baby! (: November 19, 2011

motivation

Another term for marajuana.

You got some motivation?

by thisiswore July 18, 2010

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

motivational talk

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis when the penis belongs to your boss

Thank you for the motivational talk this morning. I REALLY needed that!

by the funniest girl you know December 19, 2009