manstracted

When a girl gets distracted on a mission by a cutie.

I was building an empire but I got manstracted by that cutie

by Grifford78 December 10, 2016

manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.

Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.

by Au. March 29, 2016

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

Manstration

Male masterbation.

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

Monstraticous

It means that something is monstrous, but worded in a different way.

"That fly is monstraticously huge!"

by smortingcoke March 6, 2022

monstrart

an atomically horrid monstrous fart

“i just monstrart. its stinky.”

by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023

Monstrafigate

The act of making oneself or someone else bonificus, or excellent. A successful monstrafigation results in the person being known as a monstrafican.

This can only happen when drunk.

"Is monstrafigate another word you made up when you were drunk?"

"The monstrafigating process has begun, and you will be a better person in the end. Now play beer pong."

by Altman29 December 21, 2008