monker

short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.

"He hung up on me! What a monker!"

by StephyBear August 11, 2008

Monkery

a punk rock band that has wailing guitars and power chords that just rock out loud

The Monkery played at the Bloomfield cafe.

by xwrdx January 22, 2007

monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.

1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"

by Chris Clark May 13, 2005

monkers

man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.

Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

monkeyrooster

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

by Jungle April 21, 2004

monkery

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.

Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.

by Apemorty August 8, 2006

monkeyrooster

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

by J2R April 20, 2004