monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.

I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.

by CS84 July 7, 2007

Mocking

To Cuss someone down or to take the piss out of somebody or demoralise them.

Eminem: 50 Cent, Ur mamas so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales it said to be continued!

Random Person: Ohhhh Nooooo He is MOCKING U, dont have it!!!!

by ImRaN! October 16, 2005

Mockingjay

The third book of the "Hunger Games" trilogy, written by Suzanne Collins, and released in August 2010. Many of the fans of the books series agree that this conclusion of the series, entitled "Mockingjay" was indeed a letdown. Reasons why include: (spoilers ahead)

1. Katniss is just not her normal, ass-kicking self. Instead, she is diluted to being a self-medicating zombie who hides in a closet all the time (no joke.)
2. Many of the characters I have grown to love over the past two books are suddenly killed off.
3. The conclusion (if it can even be called that) seemed rushed, unsatisfying and contradictory. When I closed the book after reading the final words, I felt almost cheated. This book just does not reach the level of awesome as the former 2 in the series.

Mockingjay is nothing like its predecessors, Hunger Games and Catching Fire. It was a major letdown.

by Hannah4700 December 26, 2010

Monkling

When a person is not just acting foolish but effecting other on doing so. Being a buffoon!

John why did you do that you absolute monkling

by Pord_Lord March 6, 2020

honkey mocking

When black people wear white face

Look at all this Honkey mocking!

by D-Rok1982 May 31, 2016

mocking your member

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011