Claude Monet

Oscar-Claude Monet was a founder of French Impressionist painting, and the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the movement's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting.

Ah, is that a Degas?

No, you uncultured swine! That's "The Magpie" by Claude Monet!

by LeRoiSoleil June 5, 2018

a full-on monet

usually a person that looks fine or normal from far away but when you look closer they’re not that put together.

ex: clueless 1:27:32

cher: ugh she’s a full-on monet!!
tai: a monet? what’s that?
cher: well it’s like a painting see? from far away it’s ok, but up close its a big old mess!!

by nightingale ;) iykyk February 10, 2021

Monet Blonde

A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.

I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.

by wizzerman February 23, 2012

furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms

"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"

by monetisafurry February 22, 2021

Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011

He/She is a monet

A man or a woman that looks hot from a distance but when you get up close they are ugly

When I got closer to that guy at the bar I could tell he was a Monet

by deedee June 5, 2003

Count de Monet

Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.

Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.

Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!

by W_L October 16, 2010