The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.
YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!
by GHRockotron3000 May 27, 2021
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It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.
by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011
Get the Motivation Cookie mug.When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.
On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.
by fb1907 April 18, 2018
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Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating
by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021
Get the Motivationally procrastinating mug.Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
Get the mowtivation mug.The feeling you suddenly get to fix personal and world problems when you can't sleep at night. You're unlikely to do it but feel empowered nonetheless.
Guy: I couldn't sleep at night but I had an urge to clean my room.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.
by nightsleeper May 27, 2022
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