mommandeer

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time

Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.

by bubblesburst April 28, 2011

Hood Momma

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.

Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!

by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015

Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*

by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.

Try momma birding him.

by davakon August 7, 2011

mommas boy

1. A grown ass man who tells his momma every damn thing.
2.A man who cant keep a woman because his mommas jealous of his girlfriends, and acts like she his wife;the girlfriend is the other woman.
3. A man that wont take his mouth away from his mommas titty and let go!!

We cant even have a relationship, cause he's such a damn mommas boy, if i fart to loud he runs back and tell his momma;then she call here starting shit.

by Lae September 1, 2008

Mommaluke

The definiton of a "Mommaluke" Is someone who consistantly screws up know matter what he or she is doing. You can help this person a thousand times and yet they just cant get it right. Then they complain to you or at you about it as if its your fault.

Tommy is such a "mommaluke", I dont know how he has survived this long.

by JC4436 October 10, 2005

baby momma drama

A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:

1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.

2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.

3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.

4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.

5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.

6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.

See child support

Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.

by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004