Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist

bob gray a man who loves fucking kids formally known as pennywise used to be called pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist he has a knack for kidnapping kids and skinning them before injecting his clown dick inside them

duck and cover kiddos *unzips pants and claps kids*
AHHHH ITS PENNYWISE THE DANCING CHILD MOLESTING RAPIST

HEHEHEHEH LET ME RAPE YOU pennywise the child molesting rapist proceeded to skin them and do what ykw look in the first bit of this stupid fucking definition

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 9, 2025

Mexting

Using symbols instead of words to write definitions in math class.

There is no need to write out the definitions when you can use mexting.

by t-quick April 16, 2011

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mexting

It’s like sexting but with memes.

Person 1: Dude me and my girl were mexting last night.

Person 2: Super cool did you get off to her memes?

by Nibbaabbin November 14, 2020

Mexting

To text only using memes

John : *sends a sexual meme with a dick pic*
Jenny : *sends the "u about to get yo ass blocked" meme and block him*
They're mexting

by Zzzzie April 11, 2021