Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

Mole Frijole

To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.

Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.

Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.

by CoolDude 1 October 13, 2016

Molebowl

A bongload that contains weed and cigarette tabacoo. The more tabacoo added the "spicer" the load is. Originated in la jolla. This type of bongload gives a head rush amd a lightheaded feeling

Hey trevor can you pack me a molebowl?

by LimeLj858 October 13, 2009

molerip

weed and tobacco mixed together and smoked out of a bong
(originated on kauai)

Let's go to my house after school and snap some molerips.
I've been feining for a molie all day!!
Lets go mole it up in my car.

by kauaistoner May 25, 2011

mlep

When a cat sticks it's tongue out and starts licking the air or water over and over

I saw the cat mlepping at me

by Lemmesmash July 5, 2017

moep

It's a multi-usage-word (similar to meep).
It can be pronounced however you like, and replaces any emotion, salutation, verb, noun or adjective you want it to do.

To Moep also means, to shout out "Moep".

"Moep! ^_^ How are you?"
"This is really moep."
"Beat the f*cking moep outta him!"
"I just wanna moep now."
"I feel sick. Moep."

by Ankha September 20, 2006

mole at the counter

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.

"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007