matsushima marina

Super busty Japanese porn star. Matsushima Marina loves to be the aggressor in her films and has a much better disposition than 90% of the other JAV (Japanese Adult Video) starlets. Meaning she actually enjoys having sex and doesn't sound like she's being tortured.

Look at the rack on Matsushima Marina! I bet she gives a titfuck that would make a dead man cum!

by CaptainMarvel August 26, 2006

Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Sexy Beast 02 February 26, 2011

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Grillonious Meatsies

delicious meats for grilling

We had some really tasty grillonious meatsies yesterday when we were at Grillonious Meatsies Railroad.

by John Manning March 16, 2008

tots mcoats

it means "totally"

"that movie was awesome"
you would respond: "tots mcoats"

(instead of saying "totally" you would say tots mcoats"

by cat24103 October 22, 2009

Matsup

Ketchup and Mustard that is pre mixed and bottled to be served as a condiment. Created by Cosmo Kramer of Kramerica.

I love putting Matsup on my burgers, it saves me time and energy.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 24, 2009

meatslops

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.

Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.

by Joey Slops January 9, 2011