maximumbuzzability

A state approaching Nirvana, possible to achieve whilst high on magic mushrooms.

Lord Sutchcliffe! I say, i require a good cigarette if I am ever to achieve maximumbuzzability.

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Minimum wage rage

'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.

Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'

by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014

maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007