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cement mixer

an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
by Michael Hui December 18, 2005
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Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.
absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...
by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012
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Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010
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Little Mixer

a person who is part of the nicest group of people to ever grace the twitter world with their presence. an amazing fandom.
random twitterer; "will you follow me back?"
little mixer; "of course i will, i follow everyone back. i love my followers and i'm not like the directioners who only care about the amount of followers they have. i'm nice<3"
by @littlemix4lyf June 9, 2012
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concrete mixer

When a guy cum's on a girls face, then throws her threw a wall
Yeah I was with that skank last night, I gave her a good ole' fashion concrete mixer, now I have to go to the hardware store and pick up some drywall.
by NoodleArms February 28, 2008
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jello mixer

boobs, tits, jello mixing is when you get your tits injected with jello instead of silicone
Alex - she looks hot since she got that jello mixer

Robby - hell yeah!

Billy - i like men
by canton middle school baby April 9, 2009
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Concrete Mixer

1) An Alcoholic Beverage made by placing lime and baileys together in a shot glass, in a fashion that they stay separated. It is then placed in the mouth for compeditive purposes to see who can keep it sloshing round the most (as it curdles and goes lumpy like concrete)

2) a device for mixing lime, sand and pebbles into a mix that can be laid down , which hardens when left long enough. (concrete)
1) damn, that dude had a concrete mixer for a good 6 minutes.

2) laid some concrete last night, woke up this morning, and there were damn cat foot prints all over it.
by theJackal July 28, 2004
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