Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
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by Boukster September 25, 2015

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

misting

Misting occurs when one lies down on one's back and has a beverage (preferably alcholic) poured directly into their mouth from about waist height. The inevitable overflow onto the face and body is a mist, hence the term misting. Misting became popular through the Toronto party scene where many individuals continue the practice to this day. Though mostly harmless, a good mister will build up to the performance by making a grand entrance in an elaborate costume or with theme music and generally make the most of the event.

I had an excellent time last night. I mut say though, the height of the eve was Cody's misting.

by Hobart Hoshizaki August 30, 2008

tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.

The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin

by Keith Greer June 11, 2006

Minting

A classic school pastime that involves a packet of mints per player, a loud voice and a good aim. The objective is to shout "MINT!" then throw the mint at other players. Kudos is earned for head shots, between the eyes or hitting innocent students on the rebound.

We got detention this afternoon because the teacher caught us Minting.

"Mint!"

Ow.

by Minty mint mint May 31, 2005

Minting

A Girl on her Period.

"I'm minting right now."

by ASDFGHJKL; September 5, 2012